It is 7/7/14 and my name is 7thighs.
Every daughter of the Abashitsetse clan of the 1000-year old Wanga Kingdom of Western Kenya is referred to as Bwibo Nashisama Makulu Saba and I have been 7thighs since the 3rd hour of the 8th day of the 3rd month of the 1978th year AD. It means that I am :
Makulu Saba: 7-Legged
I bless you!
May it be as I have spoken it!